If I had a husband, I could see this as being us.  Elderly people can be so darn funny and one thing that society seems to have forgotten, they are full of wisdom and amazing stories from where they lived the history these kids are now learning about in school.  Anyway I hope you enjoy this one as much as I did.

Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.  Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’

Margaret looked him over. ‘Nope.’

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.  Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, ‘Notice anything different NOW?’

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, ‘Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow!’

Furious, Bert yelled, ‘AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?’

‘Nope’, she replied.

‘IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!’

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,  ‘Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.  Shoulda bought a hat.’

I found something that has really helped too believe it or not , and it’s on the Internet.  It gives you a routine of back exercises for back pain and they really help.  They offer a free trial, free access to the exercise page and is far more than just a long list of exercises.

I have been told all of my life that I have guts.  As I grew older, I hear a lot that I have balls.  Well being a woman, I couldn’t help but to wonder just what they meant by both of these comments.  I mean, what’s the difference, ya know.  There must be a difference in these terms when talking of a woman or a man.  Well I now know the difference now when it comes to these terms when speaking of a man and wanted to share it with you so you can understand better too.

GUTS or BALLS:   There is a medical distinction. We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS – Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ‘Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’

BALLS – Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ‘You’re next, Chubby.’

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

My niece lives here in New Orleans and has decided she wants to open her own business instead of just working for someone else.  She’s a smart cookie so I know what ever she goes after will do very well.  In fact, she’s been checking into a party supply franchise. How smart is that when she’s in the party capital of the world? Pretty darn smart if you ask me. Sure there are other stores that carry party supplies but she’s done her homework and found a franchise that is all over the world.

Party Land has been in business for 23 years so that’s a pretty darn good track record if you ask me.  There are a lot of businesses that haven’t made it nearly that long, even with franchises.  Why Party Land and why party supplies? Well with the economy off like it is, people everywhere are finding more and more reasons to celebrate. Not to mention that the birthday parties are being done at home now instead of somewhere else and people want to make those parties memorable and special.  I think she’s on to something if you ask me.  The more people find to celebrate and be with their families, the better I say!!

All you are hearing on the news or I guess I should say Entertainment shows is that everyone is wondering who is the father of Michael Jackson’s kids?  Well I’ll tell you who that is.  It’s Michael.  It doesn’t matter at all who is the biological father, that’s just DNA.  Michael was those children’s father from the time they were babies until he died and therefor, he’s their father.

There are some things that the media just needs to keep their noses out of and children’s lives and pain are one of the most important things they need to leave alone.  These beautiful children have lost their father and all anyone wants to do is talk about who really created these children.  God created them and gave them as a gift to Michael and he treated them as just that, a wonderful gift!!

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